Fractured English

As modern technology makes the world smaller and communication faster things are bound to shorten up a bit. Like our English skills for example has been blown into little itty bitty bits by instant messaging. Everybody has at least one time sent a message that looked like this, “r u rdy 2 prty?” I think it is just a matter of being lazy. Also we have developed a language in our language that everybody has seen at least once or twice. What I am talking about its 31337 or 1337 speak. This is where numbers/symbols are letters. Here is a helpful (but not limited to) code: 4=a, 8=b, <=c |)=d, 3=e, |= =f, 6=g, #=h, 1=I, ]=j, |<=k, 1=l, /\/\=m, /\/=n, 0=o, 9=p 9=q, |2=r, 5=s, 7=t, (_)=u, \/=v, \/\/=w, %=x, ‘/= y, 2=z. 50 /\/0\/\/ ‘/0(_) |
Don’t forget about our internet slang abbreviations. Noted in the dictionary “lol” is abbreviation for laughing out loud. This in my book is one of the most over used words. Lol has brothers too: Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), lmao (laughing my 455 off), Roflmao (rolling on the floor laughing my 455 off), gtg (got to go), brb (be right back), afk (away from keyboard), ttyl (talk to you later), ttfn (ta ta for now), and the list goes on and on. Then we finally reach the creative end of the internet emoticons. These are used to express the persons feelings or use of contex kind of like being sarcastic. Your are garbage :P. The little tongue out probably means they are just kidding or ‘jk-ing’ Use your imagination for these :-) :) L L ^_^ -_- >_< :D :O :P ;) ;-) :’( d(^_^d) thumbs up ( :: [] ::) and there is thousands m04r. So yeah the internet and instant communication has probably d00me3d the g3n3r47ion of tmmrw lol jk idk…:P